Yesterday, my friend Harold called me on my cell phone, and told me that I needed to stop pretending the kids next doors' tree house was a secret cave. He said the neighbors were really angry that I had painted random things on the walls, and that I kept leaving flowers all over the ground.
I told Harold that he shouldn't grow up so fast, and learn to use his imagination a little more.....
...Harold is not getting invited to my cave party next Saturday...